Twisted little people go out every day and deface this great city. Leaving their idiotic little scribblings, invading communities and making people feel dirty and used. They just take, take, take, and they don't put anything back. They're mean and selfish and they make the world an ugly place to be.
We call them advertising agencies and town planners.
People say there is a graffiti problem. The only problem with graffiti is that there isn't enough of it.
Imagine a city where graffiti wasn't illeagal, a city where everybody could draw wherever they liked. Where every street was awash with a million colours and little phrases. Where standing